While creating the official website for Lysts on the Lake, Ryan wrote fake bios for himself and Steve H as place holders to use in testing the software until he got the serious bios written up. This is what he originally wrote for Steve Hemphill:
To say that Steve jousts in inaccurate. To say the Steve is jousting approaches the truth. The truth? You probably can't handle it, but I'll give it to you anyway. Steve DEFINES jousting. First there was nothing. Then, simultaneously jousting and Steve appeared. King Rene's book of the tournament? Heard of that one? Lemme drop some knowledge on you about that book. King Rene wrote it from Steve's dictation. When Steve isn't gleefully transcending the laws of space and time, he enjoys doing macrame, and refuting other, inferior translations of his other master work: Dom Duarte's Treatise on Jousting.
Everyone else, feel free to make comments about or to Steve below.
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